May 2, 2012

To her boyfriend...


16 comments:

  1. You know what I hate? Complainers. All they do is complain and complain. And there's no point to any of their complaints since no one cares about anything that matters much anymore since everyone is all like that I heard someone say once I think it was last week. What?

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  2. I wish EVERYONE was actually into comics. It sounds like maybe this girl's whole world is her friend group? Or maybe she's commenting on how popular comics are now that comic book movies are "in"? Anyway, she's definitely a trend-setter. She should exploit that. Definitely.

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    1. Comic book movies have been "in" since Tim Burton's Batman back in 1989, but it has only been recently that they started actually being "good".

      (Not to slight Tim Burton's Batman. I love that movie.)

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  3. and now please refer her to cartoon 4/30/12.

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  4. You know, it was because of her that I got into comics. Really! I was like, "I bet chicks dig guys that are into comics."

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  5. Snobbish peasants, milady.

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  6. Please tell me this is a 12 year old or at least some sort of younger kid

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  7. Nobody read comics before her, she is such a trend setter. I'll even bet that there is a list of bands that she liked before they got popular.

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  8. "And NOW everyone's being a whiny, self-obsessed jerk! STOP IT! STOP COPYING ME!"

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  9. OF COURSE you're the center of the universe, princess!

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  10. If people are copying her, and people are "so lame," ipso facto she must be so lame.

    Yay logic!

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    1. It's even simpler than that. People are lame, she's a person, therefore she's lame.

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  11. Excellent! Now I know who it was I was copying when I got into comic 20 years ago. Not knowing has been driving me crazy.

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    1. You & me both (although for me it's been 40 years).

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    2. No it hasn't, guys. That's her superpower, see: whenever she likes something reality warps. NONE of liked comics before her, it only seems that way. Pretty scary when think about it... that such vast power lies in the mind of such a twat.

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  12. If you believe the Diamond numbers, she's actually driving people away from comics.

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