April 17, 2012

While discussing the attractiveness superheroes...


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  1. Not the Ang Lee Hulk. The Ang Lee Hulk smelled wonderful.

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  2. Alex the Too Old4/17/2012 10:37 AM

    Attractiveness superheroes? Are there superheroes whose power is pulchritude? I honestly don't know, I don't follow superheroes much and I couldn't find anything on Wikipedia... ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_superhuman_features_and_abilities_in_fiction )

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    1. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Beauty

      The superpower wiki has a slightly more comprehensive list. Not seeing much in the superhero department there either though and I can't think of anyone off the top of my head.

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    2. I think the Spleen might qualify:

      http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/mystmen.htm#spleen

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  3. PUNY BITCHES LOVE HULK MANLY SWEAT

    BECAUSE HULK MANLIER THAN FAGGY THOR AND IRON FAG AND FAGGOT AMERICA

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  4. It's not easy being green, but it's harder having bad BO.

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  5. You think he smells bad? Just imagine what those purple shorts smell like...

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  6. The Ang Lee Hulk smelled like sandalwood and tangerines!

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  7. He does smell bad, but after that horrendous "axe for men" misunderstanding I say we let sleeping dogs lie.

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  8. I bet he smells like broccoli.

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  9. If she doesn't like men who smell bad, she doesn't like men.

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    1. Dude, as a woman who is VERY interested in men one of the deal breakers is bad BO. I don't care how hot you are if you reek is a no go.

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    2. I usually aim for a pretty neutral smell (bathe thoroughly regularly), but I did have one girlfriend who said she was attracted to me because of the way I smelled either during or after martial arts class. She ended up going crazy on me down the road but that has been somewhat par for the course. I doubt the crazy correlated with smell however.

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  10. Just imagine what Batman whiffs like returning to the Batcave after a busy summer night in THAT gear. Poor Alfred. ("Dear Lord, sir! Are you absolutely certain you're not Gorilla Grodd in disguise?")

    Now I'm wondering how certain movie monsters (Jason, "Alien") manage to sneak up on people when they probably have a funk that broadcasts for miles.

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  11. "Of" is missing in that title: While discussing the attractiveness "of" superheroes ...

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  12. HULK SMASH PUNY OLFACTORY BULBS!

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  13. I wonder how much perfume She-Hulk goes through...

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  14. There is a new line of fragrances inspired by The Avengers.

    The cologne inspired by Hulk "is a clean scent with clear top notes of water lily and nutmeg, which carries on an intense woody dry down, enriched with Indian sandalwood, dry musk and warm cedar. Complimentary to full range emotions, it wears well at work, in the lab, or an evening out on the town."

    If he smells anything like that, it sounds like it might not be too bad.

    http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/169937-want-to-smell-like-the-avengers-official-fragrances-now-available

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