March 16, 2012

To her son...

Yes. A real adult said this to her kid.

22 comments:

  1. I choose to believe the kid's sticking his tongue out at her.

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  2. "STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT ME?! WHY YOU LITTLE BASTARD."

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  3. I'm going to assume that the Bluetooth Headset tag is the same as the Jerk tag.

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  4. She's right.

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  5. I bet she's got a "Big Dog" t-shirt under that button down.

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  6. I'd say it to my kid.



    As a joke.


    Which would be obvious by the way my daughter'd be laughing all over the place.

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  7. Cesar Millan what have you done!!

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  8. So she's an alpha dog. She. A female alpha dog.
    She's an alpha bitch.
    Then again, I don't know what kinda crap the kid was trying to pull, but a woman calling herself a dog... well... yeah. She asked for it.

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  9. still better than letting the little brat run rampant in the store screaming and demanding shit he feels like he's entitled to simply because he's there and he wants it right now.

    but then again not knowing the context of the situation she could also be a total cunt.

    but also seeing as how she is wearing a blue tooth earpiece she more than likely is a self centered total cunt.

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    1. You're a real people person, Jason. Don't ever let context - or any other kind of actual information, insight or understanding - get in the way of your flinging repulsive slurs around.

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  10. Alpha Dog may have won the day this time, bug Kid Chipmunk shall have his revenge!

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  11. If you have to say you're the alpha dog, you're not the alpha dog.

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  12. Tongue or Timmy Turner-ish buckteeth?

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  13. Dude, you just got A-Dogged.

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  14. The "i never thought id have to make a tag for alpha dog" tag really makes this one.

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  15. Now just imagine the voice of a professional wrestler saying that. Particularly, Macho Man Randy Savage.

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  16. Darn, I wanna know what the context was.

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  17. Someone's been reading too many self improvement books!

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  18. Susan Sarandon shops for comix?

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  19. This is awesome.

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