February 13, 2012

While explaining his unemployment to his girlfriend...

28 comments:

  1. Ladies and gentlemen: the future of America!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Good, more jobs for the rest of us!

    ReplyDelete
  3. I'm sure playing Angry Birds is helping him achieve his goals.

    The girlfriends of these losers must not think very much of themselves.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Well can he put his heads in his head? OH NO!

    ReplyDelete
  5. "We are the music makers,
    And we are the dreamers of dreams..."

    Whatever man. Dream while you can, soon you will have to get up and go to work.

    ReplyDelete
  6. McDonalds wouldn't even hire this guy.

    ReplyDelete
  7. I want to pretend that today's guy is responding to yesterday's guy and each thinks the other is his girlfriend. There's some sweet slacker slashfic in that.

    ReplyDelete
  8. This guy looks like the adolescent muggle version of Prof. Snape.

    ReplyDelete
  9. @Anon 07:33 AM - GENIUS!

    ReplyDelete
  10. I see this guy at 30, living with his parents, waking up in the same bed he had since he was twelve and wondering why the world hasn't recognized his genius yet. Then he spends a few hours looking at porn on his computer and a few more hours playing his console game and then goes to sleep as the sun comes up. Repeat.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ...sounds like you know a little too much about this, yourself.

      Delete
    2. Yes. It does seem overly detailed. Just way too many friends that have explored this "life option."

      Delete
  11. This is filed under Jerks instead of Dopes?

    ReplyDelete
  12. So by dreamer does he mean that he's intensely dedicated to his goals and is willing to forgo comforts in life in order to pursue them, bypassing the stability of a regular job but still managing to cover basic living expenses with odd jobs and freelance work, or does he mean that he sleeps sixteen hours a day?

    ReplyDelete
  13. Yeah, not the Actual 99%, but people who say they are "The 99%". That's precisely why they have time to go and protest other people being richer than they are. (The Actual 99% don't have time to hang out in temporary hippie communes and hold up signs because they're too busy working.)

    ReplyDelete
  14. Next year's framed print...right here.

    ReplyDelete
  15. You know what, I'm meant for better than a regular job too, but at the end of the day, dreams don't pay the bills. Anon 11:12am is absolutely right in his assessment. One more "dreamer" living a completely wasted life.

    ReplyDelete
  16. You guys are such cynics.
    Just because the reality of life has crushed your spirit/dreams does not give you licence to crush this dreamer and his dreams!
    Dream out loud brother!

    ReplyDelete
  17. Did he say "dreamer" or "drummer"?

    ReplyDelete
  18. Whoa~ I was just TOTALLY featured in an OVC Comic!!! ...why the fuck was I wearing that gay ass shirt?

    ReplyDelete
  19. Must be "SWEET" to have a handicap placard and front door parking.

    ReplyDelete
  20. I'm not sure if I should be incensed, but I'm not. If he was forty years old I'd understand, but he looks like a kid. You knew kids like this growing up. They all got jobs, or they became homeless, there's no reason to attack him for thinking he might be better than Burger King. Let's try to be adults.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Meh.... "dopes" maybe, but "jerks"? Because he sees his life as being too valuable to spend five days a week of at some soul-crushing job, for an average salary, for 40 years? Most of us are meant for better than that. It may be naive to think you'll get it, but it's not mean. I hope he does go on to do much better things.

    ReplyDelete
  22. Does it sound to anyone else that he's trying to justify to his lady why she pays for them both? If so, the boy is a douche. If not - well, he still sounds like a douche.

    ReplyDelete
  23. when someone refers to themselves as a "dreamer", what that means is they want everyone else to pay for all of thier expenses while they pursue "whatthefuckever". This is the same mentality in the music scene, when I was the only one working a day job and playing music, but somehow I owed it to the other douchbags to pay thier way on tour. Screw this guy. He has no dream other than being 12 the rest of his life.

    ReplyDelete
  24. And this is why our generation is a total failure and a majority of the Occupy Movement are lame hypocrites.

    Not that I'm one to talk either..

    ReplyDelete

.

.