Not like Green Lantern. A real guy could do all that shit. If he had that ring, I mean.
WoW... that's a whole new form of hating on The Simpsons...
I hate the Simpsons because it's stale and unfunny. is that acceptable?
Also: The news pisses him off, because it's "too realistic."
I hate Mighty Mouse for the same reason. I wasted so many years trying to train a mouse to turn a lion inside out.
He means Homeless Simpson, the bum that lives in the alley next to the comic shop.
Maybe he meant O.J. Simpson...
What is this guy doing in a COMIC BOOK STORE?
He should hang out with the Wonder Woman guy from a few months ago.
Hey! You had Frank "Grimey" Grimes in your store. I thought he was dead. Google it if you don't get it.