January 25, 2012

While his friend was about to buy a FLASH t-shirt...

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  1. I just want to second the "it's true" tag.

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  2. Why buy a Cubs shirt? Buy a Tigers shirt. At least they're a real baseball team.

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  3. I think the flash is just a little bit faster. He kind of has some other powers too, but I can't blame a guy for wanting to ignore all that SPEED FORCE weirdness.

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  4. Not the worst opinion a customer has ever shared!

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  5. I'd love to know what else this guy reads.

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  6. Carl Lewis? Really? Why not Michael Johnson or Usain Bolt. How old is this man?

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  7. Pssh, the Cubs.

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  8. Can Carl Lewis time travel or vibrate his atoms so fast that he can walk through walls? He can't? Than sit down and shaddup!

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  9. All Batman does is solve criminal investigations. Why not buy a Teddy Roosevelt shirt? At least he's a real person.

    All Captain America does is fight Nazis. Why not buy a Harry Truman shirt? At least he's a real guy.

    All Ironman does is invent flying machines. Why not buy a Wright Brothers shirt? At least they're real people.

    All Hulk does is lift heavy things. Why not buy an Arnold Schwarzenegger shirt? At least he's a real person.

    All Daredevil does is perform impressive feats without the aid of sight. Why not buy a Harry Houdini shirt? At least he's a real person.

    Ladies and gentlemen. I present you with the next great superhero team-up.

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    1. Harry Houdini wasn't blind...

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    2. I assume that in at least a couple of his tricks he put on a blindfold locked himself in a dark box or something.

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    3. Why TR for criminal investigations not like J. Edgar Hoover.

      Oh and I am liking the concept except none of those people were alive at the same time. And we can find a better blind guy.

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      I would totally buy a Teddy Roosevelt shirt.

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  10. ~I'm just commenting for how I thought the joke would go when I saw the title because I'm actually wearing a Flash hoodie right now ...and I'm a fat guy.
    Believe me- the irony is not lost on me...

    But as far as Carl Lewis goes- well he don't look near as cool, innit? I mean: Green Arrow is just a really good archer so by that guys logic Ollie should be digitally replaced in the new DC Universe with Kim Soo-nyung.

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  11. Ha- the guy above beat me to the punch while I was commenting... only he did it better.
    Hey Anonymous 4:26, I'd buy that comic. My cat just had surgery and can't use real litter.

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  12. ProSports, when being a regular geek requires too much literacy.

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    1. Need some ice for that burn?

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  13. I'm a total fanboy for the Flash, I have more Flash than any other comic in my collection. This comic made me nerd rage as much as the episode of Smallville that had "The Flash"

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  14. Check and mate.

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  15. Could someone post a link to all the heroic deeds Carl Lewis has performed? Flash saves lives all the time, I can't recall the last time some juiced up jock did.

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  16. Insult the Flash again, go on I DARE you. At least this dude's anonymous, or he'd have an entire fanbase pounding on his door, with pitchforks, torches, the works! Or at least a slap to the back of the head...

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