December 22, 2011

To her friend...

19 comments:

  1. The kid talked to a stuffed toy all day, what more did you think drugs would add to this experience?

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  2. Why didn't Ziggy ever get whacked out on PCP and try to eat the Family Circus?

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  3. Captain Salamander12/22/2011 10:29 AM

    Yeah! Because drugs need more propaganda, yo!

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  4. In all fairness, Calvin got Sugar-shocked on more than one occasion.

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  5. Remove the 'Jerks' tag, replace with 'Fucking Assholes'.

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  6. I demand more stoned six-year-olds!

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  7. Please tell me those are moobs.

    Look, you got stickers of Calvin urinating that I'm sure you can shoplift or get Mommy to buy for you. Whattaya want.

    http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07252005

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  8. It'd be better than this:

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2793/4476494359_08f29efdee_o.png

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  9. I get seriously pissed at people who don't understand Calvin and Hobbes. Like those idiots with the sticker of Calvin pissing on something pasted on the back of their truck windows. Bill Watterson never drew that and it's not even in the spirit of the character. >:(

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  10. Hand me my axe. I wish to smite her.

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  11. @ Anon 4:03

    Me too!

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  12. @Anon 2:03

    No, she probably doesn't have man-boobs. Unless she cut them off of some guy to stuff her bra with.

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  13. She doesn't seem like a jerk so much as a dope.

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  14. The irony is that every Calvin and Hobbes cartoon is set immediately after Calvin got whacked out of his gourd on medical-grade Sativa.

    Explains a lot about his imaginary friend and general poor school performance.

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  15. Anon @ 1.12am. Yeah... that's exactly what Calvin and Hobbes isn't.

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  16. Drugs are bad, m'kay? Not complicated.

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  17. Shit dude, I really hate defending drugs, mainly because I hate people whose entire personality is based around the fact that they do it, but in the end is a personal choice, yes they can turn into something very ugly if you're not careful but so does comics, passion, hobbies even food. Don't generalize anon it is not good.

    I didnn't care for this girl's opinion neither, maybe it would be cool to see the parents high on anphetamines and just freaking the poor Calvin out.

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  18. Everything in the world does not revolve around getting stoned. Should you:

    a) Make believe that cartoon characters get stoned in between strips?
    b) Complain loudly about the lack of stoned cartoon six year olds and hope someone fixes it?
    c) Consider why it might be that not everyone thinks that getting stoned is as essential to daily life as you do?

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