November 3, 2011

To his friend...

26 comments:

  1. So he clearly has no idea about the current Action comics run. At all.

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  2. This guy's face looks like a pussy.

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  3. He's badass in Action Comics right now but, in this guy's defense, Superman #1 had him spend most of his time whining about the death of print media and being sad that the woman he's been silently crushing on for five years is seeing someone else.

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  4. ICP, nice touch.

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  5. Is he complaining literally about appearance? Is his comment directed at one of the costumes? Does this mean wearing blue jeans make you look like a pussy?

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  6. I'm not reading OVC until Mr. Tim stops making the customer look like such a "TROLL DOLL"

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  7. Captain Salamander11/03/2011 3:20 PM

    And how are you going to know that he has or has not stopped doing it if you're not reading OVC? I'm confused.

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  8. He can look like a pussy, it's okay... because at least he's not Superman Red and Superman Blue.

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  9. @anon 10:54

    Yeah, Superman #1 was really bad. Why would S-man give a crap about the death of print media? Kal-El just uses the Daily Planet to get leads on trouble. The Internet has made that much, much easier for him. And, if you go FIVE YEARS having a secret crush on someone, without saying anything, you can't complain. Seriously, me thinks DC needs some new writers.

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  10. Five years? Seriously?

    So, Superman is basically the pathetic guy I used to know who thought he could get somewhere by becoming her "friend."

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  11. I want to watch Superman defeat Batman.

    You know, by doing to Batman what he does to every villain with some kryptonite, instead of his usual tactic of losing 50 IQ points because the author has a hardon for Batman.

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  12. Itook the guy's statement literally, and I have a horrible mental image of Superman with a vagina for a head.

    Or, to be more PG-rated, a cat for a head.

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  13. @John Dukehart:

    Surfing the internet doesn't pay very well.

    @Ridureyu:

    Ditto. But not the cat. Time to go to bed.

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  14. Stuff like this always seems to come out of a guy in Psychopathic Records clothes. Weird.

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  15. You know you don't "read" those thin fragile pamphlets called comic books, you just "look" at the funny pictures.

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  16. @anon 4:48

    What does Kal-El need money for?

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  17. Captain Salamander11/04/2011 3:31 PM

    Um... to buy beer?

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  18. To bail Nick Cage out?

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  19. Anon 3:31 knows what he is talking about. He is talking about Nic Cage.

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  20. Anon 3:31 knows that Nic Cage named his son Kal-El.

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  21. revise clark kent's biography and make him a celebrity gossip blogger imo. or maybe a porn website operator. something that kids these days can understand. a newspaper reporter may as well be a goat herder or a shoe cobbler, as far as people's ability to sympathize & relate to him.

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  22. I'd be more worried about Superman being a dick, which is something he's been since his very first adventure.

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  23. @Anon 10:26 and Anon 2:44:

    The date/time stamp lands _below_ your post. There is no Anon 3:31. There is, however, an Anon 8:09.

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