November 30, 2011

Regarding WONDER WOMAN kickin' ass in the recent JUSTICE LEAGUE #3...

27 comments:

  1. Okay there's Wonder Man, I get that.. but there's a Wonder WOMAN now, too? What's next? Superman Girl? Spider-Woman Man? THOR GIRL? LIGHT WOLVERINE?

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  2. Typo in the title. "Woner"

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  3. I'm sure it's safe to assume this man does not have a girldriend

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  4. I don't think anyone has a girldriend.

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    1. Actually, you could have a girldriend:

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Driend

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  5. then maybe it's time for somebody to try having one. there's a first time for everything.

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  6. I agree with this guy. I appreciate the gritty realism of the Silver Surfer. I mean, look at him, he's actually DOING IT man, just like you or me or anybody. But a woman compelling men to tell the truth? That's just fiction.

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  7. "There's no way a girl could punch a monster. Only big, burly, sexy men could do that. Mmm ..."

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  8. "Superman is cool and everything but c'mon. A REAL man couldn't do ANYTHING like he does."

    later
    Tom

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  9. Aquaman is cool and everything but c'mon. A REAL man couldn't do ANYTHING like he does.

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  10. Ugh...
    This guy makes me ashamed for having a penis. What a magnificent specimen of our gender...

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  11. He's not wrong. There's no way a real girl could be made of clay and be invincible and fly and have an invisible jet and a magic lasso and deflect bullets with her bracelets. That is a fact. But...no dude could do anything that super heroes do in comics either.

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  12. Captain Salamander11/30/2011 6:31 PM

    Oh come on. Anyone could wear big glasses (or an eyepatch) and pretend to be another man. Or yell "Hera, give me strength!" whenever things get ugly. Or yell at strangers in a bar, telling them that you suck blood all the time and you've got your straw right here, or use "SPOON!" as a battlecry.
    There's lots of things that superheroes do in comics which real girls and guys also can do.
    Although marrying your hot girlfriend's hot clone still is highly improbable for a real guy.

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  13. This is only because Wonder Woman never kicks a man in the balls.

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  14. @Sorceror

    Actually, watch the 2009 animated Wonder Woman movie.

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  15. @Salamander: "SPOON!" is my battlecry.

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  16. Thank God I have the comment section, where the people this comic makes fun of try to add to the joke by explaining it.

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  17. Not sure this guy is an authority of what a real girl can and can't do.

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  18. @Gabriel:
    Not entirely true. Anyone with enough cash could, theoretically, do what Punisher does. Probably not for nearly as long as he's been doing it, but shooting guns is a pretty mundane superpower, though I'm not sure I'm capable of walking out in public with that dorky skull on my shirt.

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  19. I don't think I'd consider the Punisher a super hero. He's more of a serial killer.

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  20. No, but I can do what Etta Candy would do.

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  21. It would also only take about seventy years to acquire all Batman's skills and knowledge, so assuming you start early and have enough money to fund a lifetime of training that doesn't leave time for a job you can totally be Batman for six months before getting shot in the face.

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  22. @Gabriel:

    And that's why he wouldn't be doing it very long.

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  23. While this fellow is definitely a crazy jerk, should not this also get a "it's true" label as well? Technically what he said is true: A 'real' girl could not do anything Wonder Woman does.

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  24. that guy is so wrong!

    real women can absolutely be uninteresting, vain, stupid and overrated, JUST LIKE WONDER WOMAN.

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  25. To be fair, he's kinda right. However, a GUY couldn't do anything like Wonder Woman either.

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