And then the young Frank Castle threw down his comics, ripped the earring from his lobe, and left to join the Marines. Little did the shop clerks know that he would one day become the one-note vigilante known as...THE HUMORLESS GUN GUY!I mean, THE PUNISHER!
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the moron.
I'd actually quite like to see what a gun made from Uru metal and blessed by Odin would be capable of...
"WHOSOEVER HOLDS THIS TRIPLE-BARREL, ACID-SPRAYING SHOTGUN, IF HE BE WORTHY, SHALL POSSESS THE POWER OF THOR," doesn't quite have the same ring to it...
Iron man doesn't look too pleased with the babble coming from his cum-dumpster.
This guy needs to see The Asylum's "Almighty Thor."
Everyone has their favorite penis metaphor...
@cassius335:Going by D&D experience, and throwing in a bit of logic, you'd be able to beat people up quite nicely with that gun. And fire regular bullets.
The Human Torch is a moron for going into battle unarmed all the time. He should have a gun or somethin.Claws are a terrible weapon. Wolverine should have a gun or something.Cards are the worst weapon evar. Gambit needs to ditch that deck and grab a gun.
"PEEING" your pants is the most stupid weapon when being bullied for wearing a clip on earring cuz your mom wont let you pierce your ear....besides, earring are for girls ;)
...and then Thor hurled Mjollnir at the fool's head and turned it into something resembling a jack-o-lantern on November 31st.
If we gave every superhero a gun, it'd be a Mark Millar comic.
Thor? What does he do, defrost shit? That'd dumb.
(Something else that's dumb is spelling "that's" with a D)
@ SladeIf you really believe the Punisher is one-note, I can recommend some books that will change your mind.
Poor Steel.No one ever remembers him when we bring up hammers.
@ Anon 8:11Haven't read much of the Punisher's exploits since the 70's and 80's, but I never found him to be that interesting, i.e. he carries a shitload of guns and an infinite amount of bullets, and shoots pretty much everyone. Although, I did pick up MARVEL UNIVERSE VS. THE PUNISHER, Jonathan Maberry's Punisher against the Marvel superhero/zombie hordes and found that to be entertaining. Any storylines I should check out that shows another side to Frank, I'd be willing to give it a look.
Wonder Woman's lie-detecting lasso is still stupider.
Something ELSE that's dumb is spelling "Sorcerer" with a second "o." :)
This doth be my boomstick. I SAY THEE NAY!
Punisher: War Journal is the treatment the character always deserved.
@Anon 8:11:I was always particularly fond of the second Batman/Punisher crossover. Specifically the "I'll let you have that one" scene.