September 22, 2011

Regarding the TRANSFORMERS movies...

32 comments:

  1. I can honestly say I have never even noticed her thumbs.

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  2. I cannot tell you how many people have headed for the hills when I take off my gloves.

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  3. It's only one of them and it is pretty weird looking...

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  4. Wishes He WAS Magneto9/22/2011 12:06 PM

    If I were Magneto, I'd bang Megan Fox.

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  5. He's totally right. She does have a weird thumb.

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  6. I think the statement "pickers can't be choosers" would be applicable for this person.

    Really though, who is he trying to kid.

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  7. smartypants.9/22/2011 12:44 PM

    I'm sure she'll be devastated to hear that you feel this way.

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  8. Please, like this kid has a chance with a girl without a deformity.

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  9. Just because she has Man-Hands doesn't mean she isn't bangable. Just don't let her give you a handjob.

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  10. I think all these people would bang her:
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Megan-Foxs-Club-Thumbs/105465438722

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  11. It's true that she has thumbs like shovels, something I've pointed out more than once, but she's still bangable. Overrated as fuck, but bangable.

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  12. I'm not a Megan Fox fan. I find her to be physically attractive, but I don't think she's a good actress, and from interviews I have seen and read, I don't much care for her personality.

    Having said that, there seems to be this sizable group of people out there who take any and every chance they can get to loudly, and almost proudly, proclaim their inability to find Megan Fox attractive, specifically because of her thumb. While I'm sure many of them are just being honest, for others, I think there's more to it than that. I think some of those people are rather insecure with themselves, and here's why.

    Megan Fox was basically cast as the good looking woman in Transformers, and after that one movie alone, she started appearing very highly on many of those "most attractive women" lists. Maybe no other actress in recent memory so quickly became known for the sole fact the she was perceived as being good looking.

    Now around that same time, I believe some of the people that didn't find her that attractive, or simply felt she was undeserving of the amount of attention she was getting, wanted to say as much, but were afraid to do so for fear of being in the minority. However, eventually it became well known that she had an odd looking thumb. I think some those same people that were afraid to voice there dissenting opinions over her attractiveness overreacted, latched onto the whole thumb issue, and wrapped themselves in it like some sort of security blanket.

    They were no longer weird outcasts for not finding Megan Fox attractive! SHE HAS A WEIRD LOOKING THUMB! DON'T YOU SEE?! NOT LIKING HER IS PERFECTLY NORMAL AND FINE!!!

    Again, I don't think every person who doesn't find Megan Fox attractive, for whatever reason, feels that way. But as I've said, there's almost this cult of people intent on pointing out her odd looking thumb every single time she's brought up, even when her attractiveness isn't the issue being discussed.

    Take a deep breath thumb cult. It's okay to dislike something or someone, even when it puts you at odds with what you perceive to be the majority of people.

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  13. Just spoke with Meagan, she says,
    "I wouldn't bang him either. I've got a hottie already."

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  14. He says No, but if he had sex
    with her he'd be high fiving his mates
    and victory dancing like it's 1999.

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  15. Don't know who Megan Fox is, but after looking at the photo of her thumbs, yeah, this guy is right. That's so not sexy, man.

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  16. Okay. This site is DEFINITELY not what I thought it was. My mistake. Carry on, gents. It was fun.

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  17. I love the fact that people here are actually discussing Megan Fox's thumbs.

    Thumbs, for god's sake. THUMBS! There's nothing I can say that will make that statement more ridiculous than it already is.

    I mean, seriously: you're looking at a picture of an attractive woman, and *that's* the body part that draws your eye? If so, you may have some sort of hand fetish. I'm sure there is a support group available.

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  18. I can't believe people here are discussing whether or not they find Megan Fox hot. She doesn't care what you think of her, and I don't think anyone in the world besides you cares what you think of her.

    Maybe your mother does, because she cares about everything you say, but that's it. Now put down the mouse and go up to dinner.

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  19. Who cares about thumbs? As long as there's nothing wrong with her face or vagina, I say, "It's bangin' time!"

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  20. Okay, fair enough, you guys are willing overlook a slight deformity. What if she had a pair of mitts like Lobster Boy? Who's still game then?

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  21. I wouldn't "bang" Megan Fox either. If I wanted to have fuck somebody that had the looks and personality of a Realdoll, I'd get a Realdoll.

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    1. I read the comics and think, "man, no one is really as stupid and creepy as this," and then I read the comments and realize that people are even worse than I thought.

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  22. I was going to google "Wild Thumb Fetish" but then decided I'd rather not know what this guy is into.

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  23. There should be a new adaptation made of "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues", starring Ms. Fox. That would be at least as great as a dark, gothic take on Thomas the Tank Engine.

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  24. I hate Megan Fox. Her eyebrows drive me up the wall. I would never have sex with her. I guess I should also be listed as a "crazy" then?

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  25. yes you should

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  26. So the thumb doesn't bother you...

    what if she put her toe thumb in your mouth?

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  27. She has arms?

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  28. This guy is really partial to the thumbs he lets people stick in his ass.

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