Actually this one seems completely rational.
The sage has spoken.
Heroes fighting heroes and the public distrusting superheroes? What, did DC forget they're not Marvel?
Ha, that's actually spot on.
Spider-Man gets a reboot where his marriage is forgotten?What is this? DC!?
I've stumbled into the "Trying Way Too Hard" summer olympiad. Gold medals to all.
That was a bit of a dick thing to say, upon reflection. I'm gonna go pet a puppy.
I assume it will be to kick said puppy.("Tigerama vs the Puppy #1" on sale next Wednesday. Variant edition printed with real puppy blood in the ink and an alternate cover by Rob Liefeld.)
Good points by all. I'm liking these "It's true" strips.On the subject of Liefeld, there was a hilarious comment on the AV Club (URL above) recently that doesn't really need context: "If Liefeld drew erotic comics, the foot fetishists would be shit out of luck." It went on for there until the mention of pouches drawn on genitalia behind massive thigh muscles was nearly too much for me. It was great, and greatly disturbing.
New 52? More like new pee-on-you.