Today's customer was submitted by comic shop employee
Andrea Purcell who heard this while she was at work. She
went on to explain her interaction with this guy...
"He then proceeded to tell us about all of the other animals
that had “presented” themselves to him, because his pheromones
were that amazing. However, he is still holding out for his panther.
He had the whole plan scarily thought out, and even had a plan
if the ASPCA tried to take his “mate “ away from him. Needless
to say, no one wanted to ever go to the zoo with him."