GIA - holy god, if you haven't seen this, run right now. If you're straight, she likes to take off her clothes a lot. If you're gay, there's a scene where she's running down a New York alley in a couture ball gown screaming I NEED HEROIN GOD DAMMIT!!! Seriously - fun for the whole family.
Cyborg 2, guys. You can find it in any bargain bin across the country. That heinous Blade Runner ripoff needs to be seen by everyone, not just Angelina fans. Its absurdity must be seen with your own eyes.
If he was talking about the game, he wouldn't be talking about how he was the first to find Angelina Jolie hot. He'd be talking about how he was the first to find Lara Croft hot before the movie came out and she was portrayed by Angelina Jolie. Or something to that effect.
HAHAHA. I bet he's never heard of Gia.
ReplyDeleteOr Hackers
ReplyDeleteor that crappy Rolling Stones video
ReplyDeleteHackers, defo. Though frankly I was more into Johnny Lee Miller.
ReplyDeleteGIA - holy god, if you haven't seen this, run right now. If you're straight, she likes to take off her clothes a lot. If you're gay, there's a scene where she's running down a New York alley in a couture ball gown screaming I NEED HEROIN GOD DAMMIT!!! Seriously - fun for the whole family.
ReplyDeleteI bet this guy didn't heard of 'Fox Fire'.
ReplyDeleteCyborg 2, guys. You can find it in any bargain bin across the country. That heinous Blade Runner ripoff needs to be seen by everyone, not just Angelina fans. Its absurdity must be seen with your own eyes.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if trolling, or just plain stupid....
ReplyDeleteI bet he's never heard of Shelley Blond.
ReplyDeleteI thought Scarlett Johansson was hot before anybody else did. I was into Iron Man 2.
ReplyDeleteTHE HIPSTER. IT BURNS.
ReplyDeleteClass of 2009 and he was into Angelina in Tomb Raider...
ReplyDeleteSo, back in 2nd grade he had a crush on her?
I thought Jeri Ryan was hot before anybody else did. I was into "The O.C."
ReplyDeleteThink maybe he's talking about the game Tomb Raider? You know, the one that Angelina Jolie WASN'T IN?
ReplyDeleteFor Scarlett Johansson, there's Ghost World. Or is that too young?
ReplyDeleteWhat is the Angelina Jolie movie in which the girls tattoo each other? Is that Fox Fire?
I thought Dawn Wells was hot before anyone else did. I was into Gilligan's Island.
ReplyDeleteIf he was talking about the game, he wouldn't be talking about how he was the first to find Angelina Jolie hot. He'd be talking about how he was the first to find Lara Croft hot before the movie came out and she was portrayed by Angelina Jolie. Or something to that effect.
ReplyDeleteI thought Sasha Grey was hot before anybody else did. I was into "12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 8"
ReplyDeleteI thought Benjamin Franklin was hot before anyone else.
ReplyDeleteDAT POWDERED WIG ELECTRIC KEY ASS
I thought Drew Barrymore was hot before anybody else did. I was into E.T.
ReplyDeleteWell, that does make me feel better about Ghost World.
ReplyDeleteI thought Angelina Jolie was hot before anybody else did. I was into Deliverance.
ReplyDeleteYou win the everything forever. That was awesome.
ReplyDeleteHe even loved her when she had weird triangular boobs.
ReplyDeleteYeah, 9:43 Anon wins the day. That's amazing.
ReplyDeleteAlso, thanks for the heads-up about Gia.
I thought Alyssa Milano was kinda cute before anybody else did. I was into Commando.
ReplyDeleteWow - it would seem that Pedobear has finally learned how to post anonymously....
ReplyDeleteDawn Wells is still hot.
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