July 6, 2011

While discussing X-MEN with her boyfriend...

44 comments:

  1. Probably why I wouldn't be surprised
    if the Professor used non ferrous
    metals in it.

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  2. I'm pretty sure his wheelchair is Magneto proof. If I were Magneto, I'd spend my time making jewelery, like pins of my initials or something.

    I'd set up a stall downtown; it would be great.

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  3. If I were Magneto, I'd collect all the empty iron coke cans and turn them in for 5c each. Repeat until rich.

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  4. If I were Magneto, I'd take the opportunity to date some nice Jewish girls.

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  5. If I were Magneto, I'd invest in corn futures.

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  6. If I were Magneto, I'd have a curleh mustache.

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  7. If I were Magneto and tried to mess with Professor X's chair I'd probably spend my days thinking I'm a little girl, having Jean braid my hair.

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  8. If I were Magneto, I'd commission Insane Clown Posse to write songs about me.

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  9. That's pretty much the plot for every Magneto story for the last 15 years.

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  10. If I were Magneto, I'd be an angry old man who hates normal humans.

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  11. If I were Magneto I'd be too tripped out by my ability to make metal fly and lift a bridge without breaking a sweat without breaking a sweat to be mad about anything.

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  12. If I were Magneto I would work for the army core of engineers to build better bridges and dams.

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  13. If I were magneto I would vote for Ralph Nader and ride my bike with no handlebars.

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  14. If I were Magneto, I'd leave comments on log posts.

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  15. If i were Magneto I'd be the go to guy people use to describe an Anti-villain.

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  16. If I was Magneto I'd spend all day pleased that the word "neto" was in my name.

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  17. If I were Magneto, I'd go around ripping everyone's piercings out.

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  18. If I were Magneto I'd play a life-sized game of Soldiers with all the suits of armor I could get my hands on.

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  19. If I were Magneto I'd be pissed

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  20. If I were Magneto I'd be Magneto

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  21. If I were Magneto I'd use my powers to wipe the hard drives in a computer lab as a bunch of seniors were finishing their theses, then have them chase me across a college campus.

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  22. If I were Magneto I'd be Wolverine.

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  23. Out of Left Field Guy7/06/2011 8:20 PM

    If I were Magneto, I'd be damned before I'd be a Port Chester Whooping Crane.

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  24. You know, technically, Magneto can move more than just ferrous metals. Here's an interesting read for you:

    http://www.magnetowasright.com/pages/analysis/the-science-of-magneto.php

    Just sayin'

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  25. If I were Magneto I'd have my own space station.

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  26. If I were Magneto, I'd change my name to Magnetto...which makes way more sense than having "neat" in my name.
    Or maybe "Magnet Man." Yeeaahhh...

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  27. If I were Magneto I'd be well one my way to becoming a meme.

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  28. If I were Magneto, I'd be shitting myself that I couldn't get a Facebook account because computers and magnets don't go well together.

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  29. If I were Magneto I'd have a Jacob's Ladder going up, another going down, and another going nowhere just for show
    Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

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  30. If I were Magneto I would totally mess with kids on swings!

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  31. If I were Magneto, I would drive around the country in my fuel-less car, terrorizing random passers-by on an individual basis and talking like Harry Goz.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc_Myyye20

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  32. If *I* were Magneto, I'd pretend I was Toph all day

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  33. If I were Magneto, I'd go on a tour with Metallica

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  34. If I were Magneto, I would go around to county fairs and impress the local with all the crazy stuff I could juggle.

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  35. If I were Magneto I would create metal golums of dead presidents and go on a raping spree.

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  36. http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/8/8469/8672571.jpg

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  37. If I were fuckin' Magneto, how would I work??

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  38. If I were Magneto, I'd fuck the knicks!

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  39. If I were Magneto, I would screw with people's piercings.

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  40. If I were Magneto, I'd make a cereal called Magnet-O's, using surplus metal nuts from construction projects.

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  41. What's a Magneto?

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  42. If I were Magneto, I'd work at an auto wreckers. Crumpling up old cars with my mind and getting paid for it would be awesome fun.

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  43. If I were Magneto, I'd start a lifetime rivalry with professional strong person Magnus ver Magnusson.

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  44. If I were Magneto, I'd be top tier.

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