If I were Magneto I'd be too tripped out by my ability to make metal fly and lift a bridge without breaking a sweat without breaking a sweat to be mad about anything.
If I were Magneto I'd use my powers to wipe the hard drives in a computer lab as a bunch of seniors were finishing their theses, then have them chase me across a college campus.
If I were Magneto I'd have a Jacob's Ladder going up, another going down, and another going nowhere just for show Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum
If I were Magneto, I would drive around the country in my fuel-less car, terrorizing random passers-by on an individual basis and talking like Harry Goz. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc_Myyye20
Probably why I wouldn't be surprised
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metals in it.
I'm pretty sure his wheelchair is Magneto proof. If I were Magneto, I'd spend my time making jewelery, like pins of my initials or something.
ReplyDeleteI'd set up a stall downtown; it would be great.
If I were Magneto, I'd collect all the empty iron coke cans and turn them in for 5c each. Repeat until rich.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd take the opportunity to date some nice Jewish girls.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd invest in corn futures.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd have a curleh mustache.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto and tried to mess with Professor X's chair I'd probably spend my days thinking I'm a little girl, having Jean braid my hair.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd commission Insane Clown Posse to write songs about me.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty much the plot for every Magneto story for the last 15 years.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd be an angry old man who hates normal humans.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto I'd be too tripped out by my ability to make metal fly and lift a bridge without breaking a sweat without breaking a sweat to be mad about anything.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto I would work for the army core of engineers to build better bridges and dams.
ReplyDeleteIf I were magneto I would vote for Ralph Nader and ride my bike with no handlebars.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd leave comments on log posts.
ReplyDeleteIf i were Magneto I'd be the go to guy people use to describe an Anti-villain.
ReplyDeleteIf I was Magneto I'd spend all day pleased that the word "neto" was in my name.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd go around ripping everyone's piercings out.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto I'd play a life-sized game of Soldiers with all the suits of armor I could get my hands on.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto I'd be pissed
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto I'd be Magneto
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto I'd use my powers to wipe the hard drives in a computer lab as a bunch of seniors were finishing their theses, then have them chase me across a college campus.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto I'd be Wolverine.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd be damned before I'd be a Port Chester Whooping Crane.
ReplyDeleteYou know, technically, Magneto can move more than just ferrous metals. Here's an interesting read for you:
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Just sayin'
If I were Magneto I'd have my own space station.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd change my name to Magnetto...which makes way more sense than having "neat" in my name.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe "Magnet Man." Yeeaahhh...
If I were Magneto I'd be well one my way to becoming a meme.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd be shitting myself that I couldn't get a Facebook account because computers and magnets don't go well together.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto I'd have a Jacob's Ladder going up, another going down, and another going nowhere just for show
ReplyDeleteYa ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum
If I were Magneto I would totally mess with kids on swings!
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I would drive around the country in my fuel-less car, terrorizing random passers-by on an individual basis and talking like Harry Goz.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc_Myyye20
If *I* were Magneto, I'd pretend I was Toph all day
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd go on a tour with Metallica
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I would go around to county fairs and impress the local with all the crazy stuff I could juggle.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto I would create metal golums of dead presidents and go on a raping spree.
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ReplyDeleteIf I were fuckin' Magneto, how would I work??
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd fuck the knicks!
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I would screw with people's piercings.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd make a cereal called Magnet-O's, using surplus metal nuts from construction projects.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a Magneto?
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd work at an auto wreckers. Crumpling up old cars with my mind and getting paid for it would be awesome fun.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd start a lifetime rivalry with professional strong person Magnus ver Magnusson.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Magneto, I'd be top tier.
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