July 3, 2011

While buying a bunch of JLA comics...

17 comments:

  1. Or a jet.. he ain't faster than a jet.
    Or a Rocket, NASA ain't using them, I could definitely beat him in a rocket.

    ReplyDelete
  2. "...if I had a car."
    Yeah, I'd imagine this guy can't even afford a car.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I wanna see the look on this guy's face when he finds out Flash actually HAS a car.....

    ReplyDelete
  4. They make cars that can break the speed of light?

    ReplyDelete
  5. I could beat him if I had a TARDIS.

    ReplyDelete
  6. I never knew a car that could go around the world in 3 seconds. If I'm wrong please let me know

    ReplyDelete
  7. Yeah, and if he had a job, he could probably buy all that cool shit Batman has, too!

    ReplyDelete
  8. There was an episode of the Justice League cartoon where a guy in a car outran the Flash. That always bothered me.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Hey! I got a special car. It's fast. Y'know. American engineering. Fast car. Don't dis my wheels, man.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Gabriel, I only vaguely remember that, but weren't there Circumstances?

    ReplyDelete
  11. JLA, huh? I hope he bought the issue where Wally evacuates an entire city of 532,000 people 35 miles away from the site of a nuclear explosion in 0.00001 microseconds. It was calculated that to pull this off, Wally would have had to move at trillions of times the speed of light. JLA #89, concluding a storyline that started in #84. I mean, even at his slowest, he was still able to run at the speed of sound. If you can't run faster than a car, your super-speed isn't worth making a costume over.

    ReplyDelete
  12. In a car? Sure, why not? We just need to build a big enough rail gun with a car-shaped barrel is all...

    ReplyDelete
  13. They should add to the Flash's tagline: Fastest man alive; almost as fast as a car.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Okay, forgetting for a moment that Flash has traveled through Time and Space with his speed, he has been pretty roundly established as being faster than Superman. Supes can run "faster than a speeding bullet." Since when can a car outrun a bullet?

    ReplyDelete
  15. @ M. Garret Steel: The car in question was being driven by a monkey, but I think that's all.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Clearly this man has the right idea. What are the Flash's enemies doing that hey haven't thought of using a car? I mean my god, it's just stupid and simple enough to work.

    ReplyDelete

.

.