July 26, 2011

To her dad after he explained that the SILVER SURFER lives in space and flies around on his surfboard all day...

21 comments:

  1. I think there needs to be a follow-up of Surfer facing backwards taking a wiz off is board into the vacuum of space.

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  2. It would have been awesome if the dad had replied, "Where do you think comets come from?"

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  3. he shits in black holes. but what does he wipe with?

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  4. This raises a whole lot of questions, come to think of it....

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  5. please Mr. Tim, more comics about kids in the store, they're so much smarter and less infuriating than your other customers

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  6. How...how DOES he go to the bathroom?

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  7. He doesn't eat, drink, or sleep. He was made that way. Now where does Galactus take a dump is a serious concern.

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  8. Well... I've never seen him eat. Does he even need to go to the bathroom?

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  9. Loving the kid comics. Fantastic stuff.

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  10. Duh, his silver skin is a perpetual waste excretion. Idiot.

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  11. As mentioned above he doesn't has to. But (for the lolz) I'd say he and Galactus do it like pigeons... Mid flight and on some ones head.

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  12. I don't feel like going to Wiki - where's the surfboard come from?

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  13. Tigerama - from a desire to tap into what the kids are into these days.

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  14. If Galactus can make it so others don't need to eat or sleep or whatever, why doesn't he just do it to himself and save trillions of lives? What a cock knocker!

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  15. Much like the Thing's thing debate, ladies and gentlemen, this is a game-changer. We need to know when/where/how every superhero goes to the bathroom. This is not an unfunny conversation for any superhero.

    Also, the Silver Surfer clearly uses the powder room cosmic. PUNNIHILATED!!!

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  16. Tim, while it is true that the kids in the store are much smarter than the rest of your customers, that also makes them less hilarious. I hope we haven't seen the last of the dumbasses.

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  17. In space, no one can hear you pee.

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  18. Forget Silver Surfer... what about Galactus???
    -A few hours after devouring an inhabited planet AND a few planet-sized Twinkies for dessert... that's a massive purple space-dump with a big 'G' on it just floating around out there.

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  19. The logic of children trumps everything.

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  20. you need to add a kid logic tab for all o fthese, hehe

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  21. In space, nobody can hear you sigh

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