June 22, 2011

While looking at SPIDER-MAN books...

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  1. Peter Parker never could get away from his bullies ...

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  2. In a way, kind of true - I mean, unfair in that they keep getting their asses handed to them by an idiot with radioactive lymphoma. Maybe if they wait for his chemo to start they can finally win.

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  3. He's kind of right. I mean I could see if they were pulling off heist or something. Sometimes they just bother Spider-Man for the sake of it.

    Just guys trolling heroes for kicks.

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  4. awww, this guy's so relatively benign by this site's standards I almost want to give him a hug <:]

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  5. You heard it here first, supervillains are dicks.

    Who knew?

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  6. Leave Spidey alone!

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  7. Gasmask Angel6/22/2011 4:52 PM

    So does that mean that the Joker, Lex Luthor, and Dr Doom are also dicks? My mind has just been blown!

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  8. Can we get this guy and the "If Spider-Man's so great, why is everybody always trying to kill him" guy together somehow? That would be the most adorable argument ever.

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  9. He'd might enjoy Spider-Man more if it were a romantic comedy. Did you recommend Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane?

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  10. We need to start collecting these guys like Pokemon, or Magic cards - each will have their own ability, and tournament style there will be a winner. I, of course, choose the guy who will fight anyone as my opening salvo. No, wait, the guy who couldn't believe you didn't sell shuriken.

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  11. They are, but at the same time Spider-Man kinda continues the cycle with his witty comments.

    Depending on the Venom, he's a man who's made some mistakes, but no longer has anything going for him in life except a semi-addiction to an alien drug that's obsessed with Spider-Man. Spider-Man's doing the right thing by keeping Venom from eating Brains, but does he really have to make fun of Brock? Probably not.

    Green Goblin/Osborn's certainly a dick, what with the Gwen Stacy baby daddy situation, but he's fairly mental. Again, it's great that Spider-Man helps prevent the damage this nut's capable of, but at the same time, he's only a few steps away from essentially making fun of mentalward patients.

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  12. guess this means comic book villains are now dicks because spider man or other heros have to fight them instead of doing other things. though norman is more metal patient needing meds then a dick.

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