Bring in Kimbo Slice. It'll be worth the cost.
So did you hire him?
He makes a good offer. You sure you wanna turn that down?
Guess he's a fan of Our Valued Customers, and is worried by percentage of fighters, jerks and crazies in the neighbourhood.
I'd hire him.
Okay, here's the list: Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, and Jose Aldo. When you're done with that, dust the shelves, straighten the action figures, and make a Starbucks run.
Obviously he is a fan of the Dark Knight Joker method of hiring.
This is maybe my favorite Valued Customer ever. I would totally hire him.
What? You think just 'cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?
Are you perhaps located next door to an Army recruitment post?
Yeah, because Mr Tim's comic book store is really just a front for a protection racket.
Do comic bookstores have Pit fighting arenas?
Somebody should stick him into a Poke Ball and shove him into the river.
"(...)just 'cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?"Was that posted by the subject of this OVC post?
Two go in the storageroom. One comes out.
HIRED.@Mitch: It's a reference to Mallrats.
He must play Dokapon Kingdom.
If he fights George Clooney, he's hired!
If I owned a business (or had any money) I would so hire this kid.
This could be a guy I went to high school with. He would say that, and this guy even looks like him.
I said it! And I'll fight all of you! Bring it!
Well, I'd say he has to fight my seven evil ex-employees...