I didn't realize "talking shit" about Tim Burton would be so dangerous....that being said, I do kinda like Tim Burton's movies, except for Alice in Wonderland.
How's this: Tim Burton can't write his way out of a paper bag and doesn't understand plots. He should stick to art direction and set design, and leave the big jobs for other people.
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ReplyDeleteI didn't realize "talking shit" about Tim Burton would be so dangerous....that being said, I do kinda like Tim Burton's movies, except for Alice in Wonderland.
ReplyDeleteit's amazing how many tuff guys strut into your store proclaiming that they are at the ready to kick someones ass.
ReplyDeleteif only someone would take them up on their empty threats and preferably that someone was MMA heavyweight brock lesnar.
This guy needs a Punisher t-shirt to go with his tough guy attitude. And also, everyone will be afraid of him.
ReplyDeleteWhy does this give me the urge to come to your store and loudly complain about Tim Burton every day until this dude shows back up?
ReplyDelete@Slade: Jack Skellington's head is pretty much a Punisher skull sooooooo...
ReplyDeleteTim Burton is an overated hack. I guess I am lucky as well.
ReplyDeleteJake Skellington is the emo Punisher.
ReplyDeleteNote to Marvel: Please put out a Punisher vs. Jack Skellington comic.
ReplyDeleteBatman doesn't let ANYONE commit crimes in Gotham...unless he just doesn't feel like kicking ass.
ReplyDeleteSo Scarecrow is totally off-base. If only he'd come up with an Apathy Gas, he'd be the criminal ruler of Gotham if, you know, anyone cared.
Pfft, as if any Tim Burton fan could kick anyone's ass.
ReplyDeleteNow all I can imagine is an army of misfits chasing people about the neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteJack Skellington has a better singing voice than the Punisher.
ReplyDelete'nuff said.
Is he related to Tim Burton? Then don't worry about it. Tim Burton wouldn't kick anyone's ass for talking shit about you.
ReplyDeleteThere's some joke to be made here in reference to Kevin Smith.
ReplyDeleteBet he doesnt' feel like kicking ass all the time. Now pissing himself? That's a different story.
ReplyDeleteAnon @11:15AM "Why does this give me the urge to come to your store and loudly complain about Tim Burton every day until this dude shows back up?"
ReplyDeleteIf you do that, you will end up in one of these strips.
How's this: Tim Burton can't write his way out of a paper bag and doesn't understand plots. He should stick to art direction and set design, and leave the big jobs for other people.
ReplyDelete@Yildo - Seconded
ReplyDelete"If you do that, you will end up in one of these strips."
ReplyDeleteI would enjoy that immensely.