April 6, 2011

While discussing the X-MEN...

27 comments:

  1. Response from Colossus:
    "So I'm guessing oral is out of the question?"

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  2. I'd love to hear her thoughts on romantic relations with Marjory (the Trash Heap) from Fraggle Rock. Fascinating!

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  3. A Jewish girl would be all over Colossus.

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  4. Part of me wants to hate anon for a racist statement, then I realized it was an amazing Kitty Pride burn.

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  5. I love this. . .but wouldn't he taste more like nickels?

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  6. If its cold out would she get stuck to his pole?

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  7. for a second i thought that she said: " i bet he tastes like penis"

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  8. @ rober. That would be Ultimate Colossus...

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  9. What a great comment! It got me thinking. What would other heroes be like?

    Thing - Mouth full of gravel
    Wolverine - Beer, cigars and anger
    Magneto - Extreme pain from the tugging on your fillings
    Spectre - Not sure, but after you'd feel really guilty

    Got any others?

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  10. @Anon

    Nightcrawler- Sulfur and fur

    bleck, lol

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  11. That's actually great.

    I think you need a new category here to go with Jerks, Creeps, Crazies and Fighters.

    Maybe "Philosophers" or "Inadvertently Awesome"

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  12. It took me a moment to notice the breasts and realize that it was, indeed, a woman.

    MRTIM, you're not a flattering artist, are you?

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  13. I did. And it is. And he does.

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  14. And...she would know this HOW?

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  15. FRAGGLE ROCK! Jim Henson would be proud! Or spinning in his grave ... I get those confused sometimes.

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  16. Holy shit, this made me laugh and laugh and laugh. I've been reading the X-men since 1984 and this never occurred to me one time. Now it's all I can think about.

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  17. Dude, I love the taste of pennies, no idea what this bitch is on about

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  18. This is one of the smarter things I've read on this site. That's not crazy. That's just good thinking. And it's that type of thinking that we need in our government and school systems. You know? The people who answer the BIG questions.

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  19. She's probably thinking of the pennies used during WWII, made of steel. Now Judge Dredd - HE would taste like copper.

    *rimshot*

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  20. Anonymous said...

    A Jewish girl would be all over Colossus.
    4/06/2011 10:59 AM

    Funnily enough, one has been.

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  21. At least she didn't say anything about chrome trailer hitches.

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  22. Richard Doyle4/07/2011 9:43 AM

    So ... Colossus isn't always in metal form. He usually isn't.

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  23. @ Imitorar: thatsthejoke.jpg

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  24. I think this is the first time where I'm forced to agree.

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  25. Sometimes when I'm boiling food I like to take a hot spoon and lick it and pretend I'm making out with Colossus. I imagine his steel form would become very hot when the steel has to bend to allow him to move. . .maybe I'm putting too much thought into this.

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