What's especially disturbing is that he's suggesting that people seriously make "countdowns until he/she is 18," as if it's normal. I'm guessing the last countdown he celebrated was for Emma Watson.
Don't forget the fact that he's assuming the actress will be so desperate for tail at age 18 that she'll gladly do all of the creeps who have been counting down the days...
Do you ever feel like sending these guys contact information to the FBI? 'Cos, damn.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. I mean, dude is probably in line for "Countdown Clock To Every Legal Vagina." One day he is going to get tried of waiting.
ReplyDeleteWhat drives a person to say something like this in public.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwww...
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ReplyDeleteWow. You really do encounter the most socially inept weirdos on the planet.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine hearing some of this stuff and not strangling them or throwing yourself out a window.
ReplyDelete"Why don't you have a seat over there?" [/Hansen]
ReplyDeleteWhat's especially disturbing is that he's suggesting that people seriously make "countdowns until he/she is 18," as if it's normal. I'm guessing the last countdown he celebrated was for Emma Watson.
Wow, she's 13!
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This dude has some issues
Don't forget the fact that he's assuming the actress will be so desperate for tail at age 18 that she'll gladly do all of the creeps who have been counting down the days...
ReplyDeleteThis makes me think an Age of Consent clock would be disturbingly marketable. =-_-=;
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ReplyDeleteWaaaaaay creepier when it's men over 40 who are obsessed with her though.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that appropriate age formula? (Age/2)+7? So 13-7=6*2=12. Yeah that seems right. We should make that law.
ReplyDeleteOh god, I remember those Countdown Clocks when the Olsen Twins began to run the odometer. >_< So creepy.
ReplyDeleteBurn. Burn with fire.
ReplyDeleteThe sad(er) thing is countdown clocks are real; the British tabloids did them for a few of their topless models :(
ReplyDeletePedobear is opposed to this clock...
ReplyDelete"The sad(er) thing is countdown clocks are real; the British tabloids did them for a few of their topless models :( "
ReplyDeleteBut in the UK you can have sex at 16 but can't pose topless til 18... how were they doing countdown clocks for their topless models?
This truly pissed me off. I have met her and she is one of the nicest people on the planet. If he said that to me I would kick him out of the store.
ReplyDeleteShe's barely a teenager. What a tool.
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