No, no, no. . . they should have him sacrifice his marriage to keep the old bag alive!-Joey Q
Aunt May was the spider that bit Peter.
Insert "One More Day" joke here.
If Aunt May is the one that sewed that new Spider-Tron costume she does deserve to die!
Hasn't Spidey been through enough?
I am confused and dismayed at the no-spittle trend in these otherwise outstanding works of art.
Your customers seem to be spraying less spittle lately. A trend?
I almost want to hear his backstory, maybe he was robbed by an old woman!
Ok. I laughed.
This site is awesome! I went back and read most of the previous posts!
It's been done, jackass. It was such a bad idea, they brought her back from the dead.
Because Aunt May is what is holding Spidey back.
I read that Aunt May's death back in the 90's was actually a decently-made story. The way they brought her back... eehh, I still have a special place in my heart for the words "genetically-engineered actress." It amazes me they're not used around more ironically.