Well he's right about that last bit.
was he making an "o" face at any time?
What would make this amazing is if the guy was drunk and super-intense while saying this.
His response to Professor Xavier walking in on him watching the directors cut of "SHOWGIRLS".
Man if I was this guy I'd be so like DUDE OMG I'd be like MAN WTF I would be like YEAH like YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!!!!
I'd be all like, check this out, I'm the best at, jeez, it's all crazy, I'm the best.
In his defense, I really, really don't.
Supposedly he actually did get drunk for the segment...