December 16, 2010

During a conversation of a date gone bad his friend asked "Didn't you tell her that you had lightsaber replicas?" and he replied...

18 comments:

  1. It's because Darth Maul is a loser.

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  2. What her conversation might have looked like later.

    "so I told him, 'I'm not wearing any underwear', but all he wanted to talk about was some stupid star wars toys. I just don't get boys at all."

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  3. Was lightsaber replica a euphemism?

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  4. It glows if you hold it right.

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  5. Wanna come up, see my lightsaber eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink?
    Hey, where are you going? Come back!
    Man I just don't get these girls.

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  6. I don't think it was too much of a euphemism unless he also has those glow in the dark condoms lol.

    and sadly I know a few girls that would have gone back to his place to see them.

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  7. Indeed, he did not get that girl at all.

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  8. You need to hire a Cro-Mag lookin dude to hang out there in a letter jacket just to kill an entire can of cheap beer and scream "NEEEEERRRRDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!!!" every time one of these moments happens.

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  9. @Wave; What's so sad about a girl wanting to see Star Wars lightsaber replicas??

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  10. And he probably never will get girls.

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  11. "I just don't get this girl at all," from him is probably the most Captain Obvious understatement of the century.

    To the previous people who were mentioning star wars euphemisms I was reminded of the song "Yellow Laser Beam" by MC Frontalot.

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  12. See, it's because he doesn't have Mace Windu's lightsaber.

    Bitches love that purple.

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  13. He just doesn't realize that it's Windu's lightsaber that gets ladies hot.

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  14. Aww... This one's kinda sweet.

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  15. Oh! Can you get me his phone number? ;)

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  16. Hey, if see didn't want to see them, she wasn't right for him in the first place.

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  17. darkwhitewolf1/03/2011 8:25 PM

    He wears a sweatervest AND he has lightsabers? I don't get her either...

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  18. Psh. MY lightsaber replica brings all the girls to the yard.

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