October 11, 2010

To his girlfriend while they waited in line...

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  1. wow beggars can be choosers

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  2. AND overly criticize their patient girlfriends.

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  3. What are the odds they're still together?

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  4. Assuming their relationship is healthy and not founded on shallow flattery, pretty good.

    I would not call somebody my friend, girl- or not, if I can't speak my mind in their presence without fear.

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  5. There is a major difference between speaking your mind and verbally abusing someone.

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  6. Him: No offense, but you're fat and ugly.

    Girlfriend: Our relationship is more than just flattery so this is a great and logical comment to make!

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  7. I wonder how you manage to sell comics if your taste is so bad...

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  8. Yet unlike me, chances are, this guy didn't sleep alone tonight. Sigh.

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  9. HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. I know this guy totally sounds like a jerk, but damn that was good.

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  10. It's fine because he said "no offence" before the insult.

    Urgh.

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  11. Hey everybody, let's be fair- maybe everything she likes IS fucking retarded. Then he's just being honest.

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  12. Am I the only one that finds it amusing that he talks about someone else's taste in media and likes A Perfect Circle? Pfft.

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