Well she's half right. Zombie Jane Austen IS mad, but zombies don't sue, they bite people.
That's so true. I heard that Miss Austin is going to use her husband's money (Stone Cold Steve Austin) and take Seth Grahame-Smith for everything.
But that's not even funny.
Well, Austen IS mad, but she's also a vampire, so she has to keep it on the dee-ell.
I weep for literally everyone on the planet.
She's totally gonna sue him once she finds a good zombie lawyer.
Mr. Tim, I do believe you met the girl who became the face of the "Musically Oblivious 8th Grader" Advice Animal Meme.