To which you should have said: "No, it's a Red Lobster, come on in, your table is ready."
Who are you, some kind of fuckin' idiot?
I think this one is my favourite.
"What the hell is this, some kinda tube?"
Once, working for Forbidden Planet, someone came in and asked for directions to Forbidden Planet so I told them to go out the store do a 360 turn and look up and it's right there.This someone ACTUALLY did what I said, came back to me and genuinely THANKED ME! 0_0 had someone spoken to me like that I would have wanted to smack them one lol.
No. We just put all these comics up to fool people. You win a prize for asking.