April 6, 2010

A question that keeps me up nights...

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  1. Metric tons. It's shipped to him daily.

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  2. None. Dude never takes off his damn helmet. Not really a ladies' man, I'm guessing.

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  3. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm, Three.

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  4. He probably has two to choose from. The catch is, they're both on the same chick 'cause monogamy is bad ass.

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  5. Actually, I remember a story where Jabba tried to give him the enslaved Leia as a bonus for a job well done.

    Boba Fett just told her that sex outside of marriage is immoral, assured her that he had no plans of touching her, and got into a philosophical debate over whose the actual bad guys in the Star Wars universe- the Empire may have a ruthless leader but it is a legitimate authority that ensures at least some level of public support and welfare after all.

    So short answer:- He's probably a virgin but he's awesome anyway.

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